- Johnny Boo Dramatic Reading
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- Some fans did this dramatic reading of my book Johnny Boo. There's Rob (the Dad), Sam (age 6) and Allie Lichter (age 3).
- JFK
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- I wrote this a few years ago while taking the L train to the A train to JFK airport in NYC.
- Ollie Jonco Kochalka
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- Eli and I made up this song about his little brother. 02/08/08
- Robot Shark
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- This is another song that I wrote to be a themesong for some show on TV, but alas, I guess it was not to be.
- a secret song
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- I wrote this song as a themesong for a tv series. I think it was rejected. Maybe the show's not even coming out. I made the music on my Gameboy, and then we added rock instruments on top.
- Please Stay in Your Cars
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- I wrote this song as a Public Service Announcement to play on the radio for fans attending Phish's last great concert at Coventry. Of course, the show was a disaster, flooded and muddy, and people did NOT stay in their cars as ordered.
- Beyonce (rough)
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- Here's a rough version of Beyonce. The music was done entirely with Nanoloop for the Gameboy Advance.
- All this Science is Making me Sleepy
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- The final track in the Mermaid album, my collaboration with the grandfather of home-taping, R. Stevie Moore. (Mermaid track 09)
- Joshe Henry
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- a tribute to local Burlington singer-songwriter, Joshe Henry, and Amy's friend Josh Cronin. With R. Stevie Moore. (Mermaid track 08)
- Have You Ever Kissed an Idiot?
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- The original version of this classic kochalka tune. With R. Stevie Moore! (Mermaid track 07)
- A Song A Day
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- This is a song about writing a LOT of songs! With R. Stevie Moore. (Mermaid track 06)
- Nickelskeleton
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- A great song about a skeleton that dances when you put a nickle in it. With R. Stevie Moore. (Mermaid track 05)
- Mermaid Part 3
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- the final part of the epic mermaid song, with R. Stevie Moore (Mermaid track 04)
- Mermaid Part 2
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- part two of an epic three part song. (Mermaid track 03)
- Mermaid Part 1
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- an old collaboration with the grandfather of home taping, R. Stevie Moore. I sent vocals and a scratch beat to him and he built the song around it. (Mermaid track 02)
- Intro to Mermaid
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- Here's the intro to the album Mermaid, my collaboration with R. Stevie Moore (Mermaid track 01)
- Touch a Tiger
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- Here's one we've been rockin' live for the last few years, about a friend's phone call from Dweezil Zappa and Lisa Loeb. Live, from Podcast! #2.
- Moony Moon
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- A beautiful river-crossing song, inspired by Moon River. I sang one line wrong, "kick my ass" was supposed to be "knock my ass". Recorded live, from Podcast! #2
- When Frampton Comes Alive
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- Frampton Comes Alive was like the biggest record ever when I was a kid. Here, I've re-imagined it as a zombie song. Live, from Podcast #2.
- Rainbow of Blood
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- What could be sicker and more awe inspiring than a rainbow of blood? Recorded live. From Podcast! #2.
- What's the Deal with the Triangle
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- This is an educational song about the triangle. From Podcast! #2.
- PODCAST! (theme song)
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- This gorgeous piece is the theme song to Kochalka Podcast #2. Recorded with various intstruments accompanying me live on Electroplankton for Nintendo DS.
- New Revenge
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- "I got a new revenge on you" are the only lyrics to Eli's latest song. (Eli is 3 1/2 years old). I did the drums with Rhythm Tengoku for the GBA and the guitars with M-06 for the Nintendo DS. 02/26/07
- Walk by the Docks
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- I made the music for this using Rhythm Tengoku for Gameboy Advance and M-O6 (guitar simulator) for Nintendo DS. Just a little demo of a half-written song. 01/30/07
- Jingle Cat
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- Merry Christmas! Here's the song you read about in the 12/20/06 American Elf strip. Made with Nanoloop 1.3 on 12/22/06
- Fucking the Computer v1.0
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- I recorded this using the Nanoloop cart for Gameboy. Sounds pretty different than the pretty acoustic guitar version we started playing live a few years ago. 12/19/06
- Hand in Glove
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- Here's a wintery love song, that I made today using Nanoloop 1.3 for Gameboy. I hope you all fall in love this winter! 12/13/06
- Weak Love
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- I recorded this song with Colin Clary years ago, but we never put it on anything because we thought it sucked a little. It's my response to his awesome song 360 Degrees.
- Old Skool White Rap
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- This song is about old rap music on commericals and features a verse about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA as well as one about Doritos. It's a free download in honor of the new Legend of Zelda game coming out for the Wii.
- My Chemical Sugar High
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- Just in time for Halloween, a song about candy. I created the music for this one entirely on my Gameboy, using a program called Pocket Music. 10/30/06
- Lost My Sweatshirt in Boston
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- While on the minitour I lost my sweatshirt in Boston. The song was first performed, a capella, at Cake-Shop in NYC on 08/27/06. This demo was recorded 09/01/06
- Hot Penis
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- Eli's potty training. He wrote this song after going pee, then we ran straight to the computer and recorded it. He's 3 years old. 08/25/06
- Engarde Touché
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- Who's the best swordsman in the world? Eli or James? We write little songs like this every single day, very few get recorded. 06/24/06
- Candy Atom Bomb
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- Kids love candy. Kids love atomic bombs. Kids LOVE the Candy Atom Bomb.
- What do you Want from Me?
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- Here's another Electroplankton created song. This one sucks. Oh well. 06/20/06
- I Will Be Your Flame (rough)
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- Ah... a love song. It's just a rough draft, which is about the most I can manage these days. (05/30/06)
- Walrus (live)
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- Recorded live on The Buzz (05/19/98).
- The Joy of Spring (rough draft v1)
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- Just a rough draft of a work in progress. The first verse of an unfinished song. It was a beautiful sunny day today! 04/10/06
- Hoodies
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- A love song, about a guy and a girl, each wearing hoodies.
- Schaumgummi Kickass
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- Schaumgummi is German for "marshmellow". It's also the name of Moby & Paul Yate's techno side-project. Me & Jason x-12 did this song for their album a while ago, which has never come out.
- If I Could Float
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- Another song made entirely using the musical toy ElectroPlankton from Nintendo. Most of my music is silly and fun, but this one's sad. 01/31/06
- Invisible in the Nighttime (Fashion Flesh mix)
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- Here's the remix of Invisible in the Nighttime by my friend Fashion Flesh. Compare and contrast with the mix by Twink, found further below.
- Eli's Loop
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- Eli made the loop for this song using "rec-rec" on Electroplankton for the Nintendo DS. Then he added two tracks of singing and ukelele. This is the kind of crazy shit 2 years olds are into now.
- Kissing Underwater
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- The music on this song was made using Electroplankton for the Nintendo DS. 01/09/06
- I Don't Wanna
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- My second song created using Electroplankton on the Nintendo DS. 01/11/06
- Twenty Years
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- Today is the 20th anniversary of me and Amy's first kiss. I wrote this song, and recorded it with Colin Clary a couple days ago, to present as a surprise for her today. 01/01/06
- Christmas Can of Corn
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- We was so poor, all we got for Christmas was a Can of CORN!
- Super Dreidel RPG
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- A kinda scary Hannukah song. Happy Hannukah!
- Christmas in Dimension X
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- Ho ho ho! Jingle all the way to Dimension X!
- Sugar Cookie
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- Are you a little bit naughty? Merry Christmas!
- Hockey Octopus (super rough demo)
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- My attempt to sell out! Jason X-12 says he's embarrassed for me. This demo was recorded for Fox TV and quickly rejected. 12/03/05
- Yes No Maybe
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- Every day I write simple little songs to sing with my son, Eli (age 2). Here's one of them. Dec. 1, 2005
- Wizard in the Gizard
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- The best Thanksgiving song of all time! This one is a classic at the Kochalka family Thanksgiving dinners. All the little kids sing it.
- Invisible in the Nighttime (Twink mix)
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- This version of this song is a collaboration with the band TWINK. (See twink.net). The song is written for a scene in a movie by Geoff Marslette (a work in progress).
- Hunting For Shadows
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- This is a nice song to sing while walking with a flashlight at night.
- Ben the Stupid Brontosaurus
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- Recorded LIVE on WRUV, UVM's student radio station, for the program EXPOSURE.
- Beep Boop (demo)
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- I've been writing tons of new songs about robots, computers, and stuff like that.
- CCS Fight Song
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- I'm teaching at the Center For Cartoon Studies, so I wrote this fight song for the school.
- Sunday Mornings
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- Ah.... wonderful. Romantic, funny, and a little bit dirty.
- Britney's Silver Can (LIVE)
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- Recorded live at metrognome (the club seen in the climax to my book Fantastic Butterflies, and in Kissers)
- Washes the Dishes
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- This is how daddy washes the dishes!
- Duck of the Day
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- Inspired by the ducks in the man made ponds in Copenhagen, on my second trip there.
- SuperF*ckers Theme
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- The ROCK version of the SuperF*ckers theme song!
- SuperF*ckers (Gameboy)
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- A themesong to my book SuperF*ckers. Demo version, music made on my Gameboy Color.
- Show Respect to Michael Jackson
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- Recorded live in Hultsfred, Sweden, as seen in the American Elf book collection. Sune from The Ravonettes is playing guitar on this thing.
- Chase the Butterfly
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- Why are there so many songs about Butterflies?
- Ruvy Monkey
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- Who's this guy? What's he do? One of my craziest songs ever!
- Fat Rainbow
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- Why are there so many songs about rainbows? This one's written right around when we bought the house and had the baby.
- Frampton Comes Alive
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- A quick demo, recorded live at my house with Creston Lea. 05/24/05
- Honey I Sure Miss You
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- My cover of a Daniel Johnston song. You don't have to be a subscriber to download this one. It is free to ALL!
- South Union & Beeyatch
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- An ode to our old apartment. Music made on my gameboy.
- Flip Flops
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- A great little song for summer. I made this music on my Gameboy.
- Invisible TV
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- A song about all the shows you'll never see. 05/04/05
- ABCDuet
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- Eli is just learning the ABC song, at 20 months old.
- The Mummy Song (Live)
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- One of my earliest songs. Written at age 19, recently ressurected by Jason.
- Colin's Falling
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- Colin loves the ladies!
- Monkey Vs. Robot Vs. Bush (Live)
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- The M vs R song has mutated over time. Here's a live version.
- Killer in the News
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- conversation between me and a reporter, regarding the killer 2 houses down
- Frozen Spectre
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- An awesome song about two demons.
- 31 Pushups
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- I wrote this excercise song when I was 31
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